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Always smile! There might be a person thinking about your smile right now :)
When ever i find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
What you will do when you fall into a river with a sign “Forbidden to swim?”
If u born poor it is not your mistake but if u die poor it is only your mistake.
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
Life is what you live and what you do for others in the spending time by living in the outer world.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
The single fingre which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which comes together to clap 4 our victory.
The greatest disability is the bad attitude.
Some times ur existence gives hope to one person, Your smile may be a pearl for someone, Your presence might be the desire of the one who loves U dearly. So value yourself!
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years….Oh how I miss my friend.
I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
Reality is an illusion created due to lack of Alcohol.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
Learn to appreciate art,” I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be!
Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen. ;-)
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
All I ever wanted is what others have.
He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.
The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ….. Not yelling and screaming like the people on his car.
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY! So what? Who’s in a hurry?
He said:”I thank you for the wonderful talk.” … I had only been listening.
Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine!