Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.

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If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Born Free……..Taxed to Death.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

I remind you that the most powerful force in the universe is whatsapp gossip.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

It must be cold in here – or are you just happy to see me?

lf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!

They dropped your name, can you pick it up?

The Pope has the best job in the world: he has one boss only, and even him he meets after his death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…

If a “train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a workstation?

If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

WIFE: Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Being happy is like wetting your pants. Everyone sees it, but only u feel warmth.

Am I getting smart with you? ….How would you know?

Only once in life will you meet someone with whom you can share your happiness and sorrows. ….Till then enjoy with the wrong one!!!

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Middle age is when actions creak louder than words.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The three fastest means of communication: Tel-e-phone, Tel-e-vision, Tell-a-woman!

I pretend to work here – they pretend to pay me.

There should be a better way to start a day. Than waking up every morning.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Mind intentionally left blank…

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?