Best Whatsapp Status
Lead your life similar to a dictionary, providing meaning to everyone who refers you....
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Whenever a tree loses it’s leaf a new leaf is ready to to take its place.
One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
If you have none around you to help, that means God has full trust on you..Trust yourself!
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
We live in a dumb age where smartphone’s are thinner and smarter people are obese and stupid.
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
When luck favors, you can kick the whole world, but.. when luck fails, the whole world kicks you.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.
I have many problems in my life. But my lips don’t know that. They always smile :)
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Yes , I m single , and you’ve to be damn beautiful to change it :)
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king or walk like you don’t care.
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
Don’t try to choose which is not yours..But don’t dare to loose which is only yours.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Are you the drug or the cure?
Fight not to lose..Instead 0f fighting to win.
I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!
Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
My attitude depends on the people in front of me.
Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.
Dear people who update their Whatsapp message every 30 seconds, there’s Facebook for that reason!
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
Hey there….. be there!
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
Forget the failures and work hard for success.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor.
It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.
“’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”
I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch them later……
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :)
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME!
Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚ it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.
You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
When you sit alone …You always sit with your past … :(
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days. Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.
I’m not slow….I am at energy saving mode.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
All girls are my sisters except you.