Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener :)

Funny Love Quotes

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Love is hunted by monsters in deed so whenever you are in the relationship, there is a little monster to hunt your feeling.

If you love someone, let them sleep! :P

If karma doesn’t hit you, I will.

Why does a woman’s work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Marriage is a workshop… where a husband works and wife shops.

Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.

There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor degree, and woman gets her master’s degree.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.

People say you can’t live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

The most four important words in any marriage… I’ll do the dishes.

Don’t brake someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.