Funny Quotes About Love
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love, is truly not. You need to elevate your mind.
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
It seems like I was only married yesterday ..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
There’s no substitute for a great love who says, ‘No matter what’s wrong with you, you’re welcome at this table.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
A happy house is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.