Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong hands…it’s deadly…but another pair of hands helps.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my love to marry me.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like a toxic waste.
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Love is like a password. Hard to figure out, but you always want to keep trying.
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
Nobody is truly in love until they understand every word their lover is NOT saying.
A day without your love is like a year without wifi.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
People say that you can’t live without love … But I think oxygen is more important.
It is impossible to love and be wise.
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone whom you really saw.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”– Elbert Hubbard
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”– George Burns
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin
“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle
“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”– Daniel J. Boorstin
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”– Bryan White
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”– Dorothy Parker
“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”– Eleanor Roosevelt
“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin
“Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”– Ron White
“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”– Thomas Sowell
“Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali
“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”– Samuel Goldwyn
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter
“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”– Steven Wright
“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love
“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan
“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”– Tom Lehrer
“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”– Samuel Goldwyn
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”– Scott Adams
“Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson
“It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”– Steven Wright
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”
“Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
“See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” – George Harris
“The best things in life are actually really expensive.”
“The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.” – Fulton J. Sheen
“Cause your facial expression to change – smile.” – Catherine Pulsifer
“Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of a gossip.” – Richard Steele
“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.”
“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett
“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
“You can’t experience simple joys when you’re living life with your hair on fire.” – Emily Ley
“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
“If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.” – Glen Buck
“Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.” – Bernard Sahlins
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein
. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” – Terry Pratchett
“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
“Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden
“Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
“Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova
“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”
“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
“If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.” – Regina Brett
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx
“Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Sherrilyn Kenyon
“In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.” – Harold Geneen
“When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann
“What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
“The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” – W. Clement Stone
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” – Dick Van Dyke
“I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.”
– George Bernard Shaw
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead
“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” – Yogi Berra
“A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
“Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.”
“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, Call me….I’ll laugh at you.”
“The only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking.”– Robert H Shuller
“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”- Winston Churchill
“It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”– Germany Kent
“Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
“The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
“What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficult, and every difficulty has an opportunity.”– J. Sidlow Baxter
“There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.” – Amy Poehler
“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”
– Stephen King
“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb
“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” – Robert Louis Stevenson