Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong hands…it’s deadly…but another pair of hands helps.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my love to marry me.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like a toxic waste.
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Love is like a password. Hard to figure out, but you always want to keep trying.
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
Nobody is truly in love until they understand every word their lover is NOT saying.
A day without your love is like a year without wifi.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
People say that you can’t live without love … But I think oxygen is more important.
It is impossible to love and be wise.
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone whom you really saw.