Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.

Love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful.

They say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles.

Man is the only animal that blushes – or needs to.

She got her looks from her father: He’s a plastic surgeon.

There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.

If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.

Boys r like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion.

Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.

Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks.

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

All of my friends and I are crazy. Thats what keeps us sane!

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.

Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.

Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).