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Whatsapp Status

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray…but it’s there.

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)

I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

My life can be measured in hours!

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee!

Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

The person who hates you, loves you the most..

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I’d far rather be happy than right.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

God made coke. God made Pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

A ring is round and has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

Regular naps prevent old age.. especially if u take them while driving.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Don’t be violent be silent and show your talent..

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

I got less but i got best!

So many assume. So few know.

Be you !!! The world will adjust.

I’d far rather be happy than right.

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.

I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

I am sorry did i give you that impression that i give a damn about you?

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me. Because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

When Sum One Hates You for no reason…Give them a reason!

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Good morning…let the stress begin.

My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition!

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

Smile in front of people who hate you… Your happiness kills them!

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Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

I am a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see and don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

Me…..myself…and I..!!

Don’t Copy My Style.

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.